Health: Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep.... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/11/2018 15:30

Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML

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By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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Top comments

bluejello2001 18

Tuesday 16 October 2018 5:45

How did you not *feel* that?! I mean, the dry scrape of a fresh tampon isn't exactly comfortable either, but the plastic... owie.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 1 November 2018 23:08

It's perfectly fine to sleep with a Tampon in, as long as it's replaced or removed after waking up.

Comments

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Friday 2 November 2018 19:57

That’s bad. I hope you’re okay!

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Saturday 3 November 2018 0:01

You shouldn't sleep with one in anyway- you'll up your risk of TSS

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 3 November 2018 16:32

This is why I prefer pads.

eggs and cheese 8

Thursday 27 February 2020 4:53

well. goodbye to my appetite and this jelly sandwich.

metroido 17

Saturday 18 December 2021 11:12

How were you not in *EXTREME* pain??

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