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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

wow your a dumbass

We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

That is one pissed off vibrate.

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Yoshi_Fue 9

Friday 20 May 2011 2:14

I kid you not, my old phone had ridiculously violent and loud vibrations against any surface when it went off. I woke up screaming sometimes because it was part of a very loud, action-filled nightmare, and it sometimes scared the shit out of me when it went off in the middle of a quiet session of amplification-excluded electric guitar playing... Glad I got a new one... FYL.

ElizaDoe 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:20

this is a bit extreme for just your phone vibrating...

cb78cb 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:23

who sleeps with their phone under there pillow? paranoid much? how easily do you get scared. geez you need to get out more.

monkeymansam 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:36

howd u know it was ur phone if u passed out... I say fake

Egnar 19

Friday 20 May 2011 2:53

I've tried to recreate this scenario by first trying to figure out what a crashing plane sounds like, and, I'll have you know I'm an expert from all the crashing planes I've heard in movies like Snakes on a Plane and from countless cartoons. . .Next I put my phone under my pillow while pressing the silent button [which makes it vibrate], I wasn't impressed. . . I figured my poor results were due to expecting the sound so I ended up texting a friend who is notorious for not texting me back in a normal time-span and I took a nap. I awoke to the vibrating, and it shocked me awake because it reminded me of my alarm clock, but, I cannot figure out for the life of me how anyone could misconstrue it as a plane [which would mean the sound was far ABOVE YOU] crashing. . .

peachezthelette 22

Friday 20 May 2011 2:57

i sleep with my phone under my pillow @ elizadoe so shut the **** up

Eckristen 1

Friday 20 May 2011 3:01

i bet you were having a weird dream thats why you thought, it sounded like a plane crashing. plus outside sounds always seem extra loud when your half awake.