Health, Embarrassing and Farts: Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't...

By That_Indian_Guy - 15/11/2014 13:25 - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 20:00

Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt the urge to fart, and thinking nothing of it, I let it rip. It wasn't a fart. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 15:01 - United States - Fargo

Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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devildog562 33

Saturday 15 November 2014 19:13

Gas chambered the jury.

homesuckfucker 28

Saturday 15 November 2014 19:17

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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StarDust5921 16

Sunday 16 November 2014 4:31

Oh man! Hahahaha! That stinks!

thefallen12 13

Sunday 16 November 2014 4:43

AHAHA that's ****** amazing dude XD

BanAnnalee 12

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:19

that sounds amazing, I only wish I was there too join in what I hope would be laughter.

mewlugia 8

Sunday 16 November 2014 7:08

You are my new hero!!!!!!!

xluciferx666 21

Sunday 16 November 2014 7:22

Should have yelled out "that damn duck is following me again"

sarah2144 14

Sunday 16 November 2014 9:23

Do you get kicked out of the jury if you fall asleep?

Ethan_Blevins 12

Monday 17 November 2014 5:58

I guess they'll think twice before putting you on jury duty again!

patrickeli 15

Monday 17 November 2014 9:06

Shout out to the juries of America

idrow 7

Thursday 11 July 2019 23:43

I think OP was bored and watching The Simpsons. They actually don't let you sleep on jury duty, despite having the glasses.

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