Health: Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and...

By LXA429 - 12/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2018 20:30

Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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Smells like teen spirit of America

By Clogged Nose - 19/03/2020 02:32

Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By Crispy - 21/06/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML

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YLS 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.

Eddie_Paints 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:20

YDI for the fake bake!

Comments

bronx819 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:00

Hahaha Im the same way, cept I actually don't notice it anymore though when people enter my room the first thing they say is 'What is that smell?!'

capgray 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:34

first

TALLY388 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:35

actually a tanning bed is something like 10 times more powerful than the sun. and so what if you don't live near the beach? i vote being pale over melanoma any day

queendrabee 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:55

um, no, actually rivers and lakes also have beaches and their not at sea level all the time

loski87 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:07

ydi for using tanning beds.

Kamens 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:56

Surprised that no one has mentioned Final Destination 3 yet... oh well. I'm scared silly away from those things due to that movie.

bezach 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:31

x.x I wear black tight goth style boots...also no wash

bezach 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:35

...I think all skin of a human is strange...I keep pure white skin, thanks for the complement -.-

falluke17 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 8:00

ReyEr9412 is right... sunlight is not bad for you at all, as long as it's in moderation. It is actually loaded with vitamin D among many others. And just because someone is a doctor doesn't mean anything. Not every doctor knows everything about everything.

lettertjes 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:01

Not every doctor knows everything about everything, but a dermatologist does know everything about the effect of UV-rays on the development of melanoma.