Love: Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting...

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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Defiant47 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:09

Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:14

YDI for being a creeper.

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kmgentil 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:50

i hate it when people talk about things like that when my parents r around

ultraslick 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:53

Have you ever heard of whispering? I don't want to go to a theatre and have to listen to you rambling on and on about how much you want to nail some guy.

cactus_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:53

YDI for using his name (or some dead givaway detail) in a public place. Be more careful with your secrets. :P

lilfuzz409 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:36

creeps get nowhere in life. ydi weirdo (:

Shots_HK 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:17

Bad luck for either 1) Getting fooled by somebody sitting behind you 2) Just plain bad luck.

jumpinjordan1 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:05

Lol...... Thats funny. That must suck. I agree with the last comment, she could have been pulling your leg

cmac86 23

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:33

you can stalk me Hun. I won't mind. I promise.

person1000003 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:59

Lmao

Brooklynxman 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:25

Ahhhh, so you are a creep. FYL b/c YDI Your life is ****** because you are a creep, and yet you deserve it, because you are a creep. PS Please dont stalk me Im just being honest.