Health: Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something...

By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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Same thing different taste

By justmyluck5150 - 17/10/2016 17:58 - United States

Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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Ethics in medecine

By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By mysidesaresplitting - 14/12/2012 06:44 - United States - Oxford

Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By anonymous - 13/02/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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Are you sure?

By yourekillingme - 19/02/2016 04:12 - United States - Mission

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML

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Friday 8 January 2016 18:04

better safe than sorry

syki 22

Friday 8 January 2016 18:04

On the upside, it's not cancer! Whatever the opposite of FYL is, that.

Comments

NYGiants1925 22

Friday 8 January 2016 18:35

Lol at least it's not a tumor.

tiger820 20

Friday 8 January 2016 21:31

I read this with my Arnold Schwarzenegger voice!

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 9 January 2016 2:21

"IT'S NAHT A TUUMAH!"

Feklfekl2222 32

Friday 8 January 2016 18:42

Yes those German Trump supporters make all the difference

Devtyro 14

Friday 8 January 2016 18:46

Your names Lara.. so I would assume you have large breasts.. and they're polygons. and pixelated. Do you hunt treasures?

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 8 January 2016 20:20

Not a lot of Laura Croft hand l fans here I guess.

pandainspandex 19

Friday 8 January 2016 20:26

It has nothing to do with whether or not people are fans of Lara (FTFY) Croft. He got downvoted because it was a dumb assumption. And if it was "just a joke"... well, it was a dumb joke too.