Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband...

By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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FistPump 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:29

Tell your step-mom that maybe it wouldn't happen if her daughter put out.

alexsannell 13

Monday 25 January 2010 16:27

that's not your fault,maybe his true feelings were coming out;) lol

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aback 4

Monday 25 January 2010 16:56

Tell Stepmonster to wake up. There's a whole world full of women out there who --OMG-- show their ankles. Looks like her son-in-law can't be trusted off his chain. Or even when he's still on it.

aback 4

Monday 25 January 2010 16:56

Tell Stepmonster to wake up. There's a whole world full of women out there who --OMG-- show their ankles. Looks like her son-in-law can't be trusted off his chain. Or even when he's still on it.

catkat1988 17

Monday 25 January 2010 16:56

Yeah, I'm sure whatever happened can't possibly have been your precious step-brother-in-law's fault. Generally, men are never at fault no matter what happens. The woman could've dressed differently, kept her mouth shut and stayed in the kitchen. Obviously. Jeez, some people are unbelievable! As someone already said, I think you should talk to your step-sister about it some time soon when your step-mom isn't around.

youthink_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:01

Obviously your step-brother's fault for not being able to handle his alcohol, but damn! if your step-mom says you dress skanky, you certainly weren't wearing a heavy winter coat and burlap pants. Why would you dress like that to a family dinner?

youKnowBetter 0

Monday 25 January 2010 18:24

Why in the world would you ever wear a "heavy winter coat and burlap pants" to dinner?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:08

What's your problem, #17 ? Are you a taliban?? Only her hands and face were showing!! How is that skanky???

Maddoctor 10

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:43

Are you going to say that to everyone Moemoemoe?

yakturk43 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:07

YDI for being a slore

Dopeyrox 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:17

Even if she was dressed skanky it doesn't give him the right to be a horny drunk and hit on his sister-in-law. FYL

mn_mpls 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:20

In soviet russia, ***** dresses like you!

irishbabycakes 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:24

Sorry to burst your bubble, but why would anyone in their right mind dress proactively for a FAMILY dinner? It's not like I was trying to impress anyone in JEANS and a HOODIE. Forgive me if my hands were my face were showing, better put my ski mask and gloves on so he doesn't get the wrong impression.

daengh 15

Monday 25 January 2010 17:29

No, sounds like time for a burqa. And it'll complement your BiL & SM's attitudes perfectly.

Danileea 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:32

Sounds like your step-mom is a bitter bitch. FYL, but same for your sister. She's the one who has a jerk of a husband. If he acts that way in front of everyone he's probably sleeping around on her. If you're close with her I'd have a talk with her if I were you. Your dad should probably man up and stick up for you and tell your step-mom off. No reason she should talk to you like that.

pegasus77 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:34

Skanks in hoodies, that be a new one. Well, maybe not, it does get cold in New Jersey. But your step-mom is a bitch.

RyeBreadBoy 0

Monday 25 January 2010 18:31

On the plus side, you're clearly more attractive than your step-sister. I'm guessing you're not into her husband though. You should probably have a talk with him to prevent this happening in the future.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:20

I KNEW it had to be some sort of clothing like that! Thank you for confirming it OP. :) The stepmother is indeed a complete moron. It's obvious that people don't dress skanky for family gatherings, but I can't believe the amount of 12 years olds on this site saying crap like "YDI" and calling you names merely based on the filth that stupidity suggests to their minds. It's infuriating, the level of idiocy.