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By pocolate - 28/07/2016 16:54 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I went to my first ever marching band practice. Not only did I forget my instrument, I wore a pink shirt instead of the mandatory white shirt, AND my shirt was inside out the whole time. FML

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AndyPandy918 14

Friday 29 July 2016 3:02

Don't worry too much about it! Accidents happen. I'm having my first ever Marching Band practice too next week, and I'm sure that I will make mistakes too just like you did.

Kickingdeere 2

Friday 29 July 2016 3:33

Ya don't worry i have my first practice for my 3rd year in marching band in a couple days. You will have a great time this season and make friends that will last a lifetime

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AndyPandy918 14

Friday 29 July 2016 3:02

Don't worry too much about it! Accidents happen. I'm having my first ever Marching Band practice too next week, and I'm sure that I will make mistakes too just like you did.

Kickingdeere 2

Friday 29 July 2016 3:33

Ya don't worry i have my first practice for my 3rd year in marching band in a couple days. You will have a great time this season and make friends that will last a lifetime

Lustig_Junge 16

Friday 29 July 2016 4:11

Hey if you think about it, pink is only white with a little red mixed in with it!

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 29 July 2016 4:44

Marching band will provide you with the best memories and friendships that will last a lifetime. Keep your chin up, have fun and enjoy !

pocolate 7

Friday 29 July 2016 18:02

Yeah, I told my friends that my shirt used to be white since I dye most of my white shirts pink ?

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