Health: Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music,...

By Stormy - 27/02/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 06:00

Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML

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By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 20:00

Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. FML

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By jakob - 09/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML

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Pace yourself

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 11:01

Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 25/10/2022 01:00 - Nigeria

Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML

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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 28 February 2011 1:40

You're intolerant because you're STILL IN ******* HIGH SCHOOL. I realise many people here are not from the US, but in Florida (where OP is from), it is illegal to drink under age 21. It's illegal for a reason. To all the idiots here saying "lol kids start drinking at 13 get a life lololooloool" you need to shut your immature, clueless little mouths. I've seen more kids killed while drunk driving than I'd care to mention. I just pronounced an 18 year old dead last week because he thought he could drive drunk and get away with it. He didn't. You can vote me down all you want, but that's the damned truth.

Buddy360 0

Monday 28 February 2011 0:53

Wow, you shouldn't have been drinking anyway.

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lshmsfomhaiadmt 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:25

sux for you, im in middle school and drink all the time, though i have a friend that have the same as you, wasnt a too pleasent convo with their parents.

lml2 2

Monday 28 February 2011 3:28

my friend is allergic to alcohol too

iheartguitarx 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:40

thats terrible!! whatd your parents say??

plurpower 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:54

aaaaaahhhhhh....! i remember my first high school party I got ****** UP !! >.< :D your life really SUXXXXX.. there's more options not just alcohol .... getting high ...rolling >.< I still get ****** up when I go to my high school parties:)

SpankyMcThrust 6

Monday 28 February 2011 7:51

"plur"... People like you give us ravers a bad name, I hope you get date-raped.

coatie 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:54

I wanna talk some one message me it doesn't have to answer in English

happydaphee 4

Monday 28 February 2011 4:03

oh wow bummer.

Arxtix07_fml_fml 0

Monday 28 February 2011 4:11

Its fake u dont have it

OCDC 9

Monday 28 February 2011 4:12

Just think, you can be the one to blast bagpipe music when your friends are super hungover and throwing up everywhere. It's their own damn fault, after all.