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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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silvanawernli 5

Sunday 29 December 2013 12:31

your fault man

onlychildFTW 33

Sunday 29 December 2013 12:31

Well I guess that's one way to avoid "the talk" with her. I just hope she isn't scared for life from that. YDI totally dude.

Comments

Mauskau 35

Sunday 29 December 2013 15:00

So I saw a Facebook post about this spreading the other day. Surely there isn't two people dumb enough to do this.

SgrA 18

Sunday 29 December 2013 15:35

YDI for owning Crapple devices.

Cas547 8

Sunday 29 December 2013 15:39

I did that yesterday. With my parents.

vikky538 28

Sunday 29 December 2013 15:43

that's ..irresponsibility..

flufee2 27

Sunday 29 December 2013 15:49

Haha! Better than the other way around i guess! :P be more careful OP

mFUNdo21 17

Tuesday 31 December 2013 8:16

how on earth would this situation be better the other way around?

mattg47 5

Sunday 29 December 2013 15:49

Technology these days...

blvcklvnd69 14

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:24

Idiots these days....

swick25 22

Sunday 29 December 2013 16:07

I selected both. While it was most definitely your fault for not making sure that that wouldn't happen, especially with a child at home, it does suck!! We all deserve "A little alone" time and don't really think of that stuff when the blood from your big head is rushing off to your other yet smaller head! But seriously Brother think with the correct head next time before running off by yourself next time!!