Kids: Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized...

By googoogaga - 13/03/2010 15:13 - United States

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 20:37 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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kitt_en 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...

lilalfredo 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:08

that little *****!!

Comments

lainzilla 14

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:27

YDI for having possessions and thinking that just because you bought something means you have any right to keep and do with it as you please.

MakaPaka_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:32

er.. I think that once you buy something doesn't it mean you DO have the right to keep it and do with it whatever you please? Does this also mean that I can't wipe my ass with toilet tissues even though I bought it? (no more toilet paper pirate hat? Noo!)

lainzilla 14

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:03

Check your sarcasm meter. ;[

MakaPaka_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:13

I still don't get it(even after vigorous hours of brain straining). What sarcasm?

sabatical 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:37

toilet paper pirate hat. win ^^

MakaPaka_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:40

ahoy~! :)

flavormyheart 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:41

my little cousin claims that Hello Kitty is the 'devil' :P OP, that really sucks...

onnielief 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:53

So, you should have talked to her mom, then be gracious about it and pay up another buck for a new hearclip. Honestly though, how old are you, 9?

alex_vik 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:12

So, two 8 year olds fought over a hairclip? Or am I missing something?

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:22

YDI for wearing hello kitty.

GirlHasa 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:43

How Old R U?

sunshine223 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:45

OP just buy a new one, yeah it sucks that an 8 year old was stronger then but get over yourself

kydude 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:56

It's a friggin hairclip. I thought as an adult you were supposed to be the more mature person.

solitarytrees 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:02

Wow. You really fought over a stupid hair clip? The only fml i see here is that you were too much of a stupid ass to let it go, and in this case, fyl for having the curse of stupidity