Kids: Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized...

By googoogaga - 13/03/2010 15:13 - United States

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 20:37 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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kitt_en 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

I feel ya, OP. It's not immature to be wearing cute hair clips. A lot of people also do that. It's stupid that the kid got your hair clip. You'd think her parents would notice that it's not hers and maker her give it back...

lilalfredo 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:08

that little *****!!

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bigpapi210 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:48

how old are you? should've been mature OP. says a lot about your immaturity.

Destiny8745 29

Sunday 25 October 2015 5:06

Op could have been mature and her parents could have not been mature. We don't have that information and you made a complete assumption.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:48

That's because you are made of win, Mercy.

ipwnallmen 10

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:49

LOL! arent 8 yr olds like barely 3ft tall and what 50 lbs? you couldve thrown her if youre in average shape.... XD I feel the same way about my classic disney and sailor moon! no lil brat is getting my memoriblla (sp) *hisses while eyes glow angrily*.. OP, this is a wtflolwhut moment... X3 *fave*

applesmoothiee 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:51

I had to google ihop to understand this. Why the hell did you go to the International house of prayer for breakfast?

applesmoothiee 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:56

Before the serious police arrest me, i was kidding

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 21:20

win :-)

maddie1 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:53

lol omg woe hello kitty?

applesmoothiee 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:53

delete this comment -.-

Brenda_a5 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:55

agree with #39 :]

PsychoMerk 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:56

they still give me the little coloring mat/menu and crayons :3 but then again it's the only iHop I know and the staff has been the same people for like 5 years >_> so I'm known :p