Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 14:00

Today, I treated myself to a Thai massage. The masseuse was so aggressive and intense, she left me with injuries on my hands and back. I paid $60 for someone to hurt me. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By BangBangBzzz - 15/12/2015 22:01

Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By crazycatlady1890 - 02/05/2019 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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Relax

By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 00:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML

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iseyixes 18

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:47

Lawsuit!

mattclark 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:49

Look on the bright side could be third degree burns

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Vashek 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:46

Yes, that really sucks

Epikouros 31

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:07

I wonder, was hot stone massage invented by lazy massage therapists or by prudish clients?

Annon99999 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:21

FIRST!

yesyesnonono 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:31

Are you that guy from Spongebob who always yells "My leg!!!"?

GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:46

Hot stone massage can be very relaxing, so that's terrible that you couldn't get the full affect of the treatment, sometimes just because you got a coupon doesn't mean it's always a good deal.

MyDixyNormous 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:54

You totally deserved it.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:12

That's why they tell you to let them know if the rocks are too hot. Everyone has different heat tolerances. You should have said something.

curly1022 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:15

Must have been a shady ass cheap place

Fmlsea 28

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:28

Ouch

nelsokev 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:46

Did your 17 year old neighbor perform this service.

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