Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 14:00

Today, I treated myself to a Thai massage. The masseuse was so aggressive and intense, she left me with injuries on my hands and back. I paid $60 for someone to hurt me. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By BangBangBzzz - 15/12/2015 22:01

Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By crazycatlady1890 - 02/05/2019 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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Relax

By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 00:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML

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iseyixes 18

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:47

Lawsuit!

mattclark 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:49

Look on the bright side could be third degree burns

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amsalwajih 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:35

Sue ur masseur for physical assault of the second degree

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:38

You got stoned while getting a hot bone massage? I gotta stop reading FML when I'm high...

lrgenesis 19

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:55

Oooh burn…

Almighty_Chris97 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:55

Maybe you should have stuck with your original idea and got the hot stone massage...

smitii 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:08

I'm a therapist. Passive stones cause burns, gotta keep then active and check in. Sorry your therapist is a dumb ass

swaggin_it_313 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:24

Yourr a dumbass :)

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:38

How is he a dumbass? He is in the profession, he knows this kind of stuffand that makes him a dumbass? Don't talk shit on subject's you don't know, asshole. BTW, it's "you're", dumbass...

Epikouros 31

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:05

Active stones? Is that something paranormal? Most stones I've seen were remarkably passive, except the one who landed on our car in Switzerland. @THE_A_TEEN: Not that it matters to you or me, but I'm pretty sure smitii is a she.

Tavers 19

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:10

Rating on the Fail-meter? 10.0

strikerfm1 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:14

Why is this a FML? You are rich bitch!lawsuit!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:29

Did you read the FML? OP got burns on her leg instead of recieving a relaxing massage, burns hurt. That's the whole flippin' point of this FML. Nowhere does it mention OP's wealth or OP's income. Take your generalizations elsewhere!

swaggin_it_313 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:33

Are youu mad? :D

audiophileMom 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:20

Did this get censored yet again? 77 doesn't make any sense because it seems to have been ripped out of context...

fattylumptard 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:17

So people have sex fetishes about eating blisters. So it's not all bad if your counter part likes that

swaggin_it_313 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:19

Who gets those anyways? Lmaoo YDI

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:33

People who want to relax, or have a good time. I'm so sorry you can't grasp the fact that some people have problems and want to relax. This was the incompitence of the masseur, not OP's fault! Moron..

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:33

72 and 118 should be pelted with stones.

xDefiant 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:43

I've had a gift certificate for a hot stone massage for years I have yet to use. Now I'm worried..

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