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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

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Today, I went to an Italian restaurant with a woman. Everything was going fine, until she said she didn’t want any grated parmesan on her pasta. I just got up and left. FML

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I guess you don't like parmesan, so you were hoping to find a woman who will eat yours? Or what is the logic here? You sound very strange.

Thank God, she dodged a bullet.

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I guess you don't like parmesan, so you were hoping to find a woman who will eat yours? Or what is the logic here? You sound very strange.

Thank God, she dodged a bullet.