By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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eraintimexD 0

either ur really hot, or ur so ugly the gorilla remembered his wife (better yet, "baby mama").

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paravoz 30

so... did he finish?

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musicman226 0

This is bull and if all you can turn on is a gorilla that is freaking sad

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Nick_1993 2

haha thats funny as hell. oh and for all the people saying "you must be way hot" the original poster could be a guy...

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Fishfanatic 7

For those who think gorillas and other apes do not ********** or have casual sex, you are actually wrong, they are well known for doing so, and Bonobo apes ( as well as Dolphins in fact) are one of the few species on earth aside from ourselves, that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and also engage in same sex- sexual activity.

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purple_zebras_ 0

ok this is hilarious!!!

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