By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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asianbanana 5

but hardly any from asia.

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AKlesbian907 0

haha think this is the first fml that's made me lol!

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ctlnaaia71 8

of course they do that! each one of you who thinks they don't Jack off, is an ape!

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TOL_fml 6

That would be so cool if you had sex with him and got pregnant! It would be a whole new species gorilla/humans we can call em' gorilmans or humillas haha. but.....if ur a guy.....no humillas:(

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Did he fling his monkey love on you when he was done?

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waldoo37 8

jump in the cage, open your mouth and wait for the gorilla money shot!

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