Health: Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth...

By Chip - 21/04/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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piderman13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:01

YDI for not stopping him. how can hitting your head against the table end well?

livingdeadgirl 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:05

Oh **** that you should have beaten the shit out of him until his nose was broken too and had chipped teeth.

Comments

Miss_Tyff 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:49

Who the hell does something like that? Make him pay for your teeth and hospital bill. What a douchebag. Btw, you should have beat him until he couldn't stand up.

BamBam_17 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:00

And then came the part where you kicked the shit out of him.

scottie06 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:21

I'm thinking this is fake, but either way you let him hit your head against the table a few times? YDI. Once may have been ok and worth a quiet chuckle, as long as he/she did a good job setting the joke up or if you have a bunch of other really immature friends that would laugh at it, but doing it more than once is asking for disaster.

raechel 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:37

Why the **** would you let him do that?? And why is it whenever I click on an FML, there is always a comment from some idiot saying that it's fake? Shit happens, assholes.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:53

It sounds like this guy just out of nowhere pretended to slam his head into the table, and failed to stop before actually making contact. Which still makes him an idiot.