Love: Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly...

By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 761

By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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You deserved it 5 846

By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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You deserved it 3 690

By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By really - 19/02/2013 15:27 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 702

You deserved it 8 532

By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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You deserved it 2 214

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 15 152

By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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You deserved it 6 018

By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 6 716

By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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You deserved it 5 621

ica0308 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!

corrin925 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

wow. nice boyfriend

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beastboy103 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:07

wow after a few beers it would seem that you wouldnt mind but still hes a really bad boyfriend thats bull

kayvan 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:11

If you drank the free beer and let them keep grabbing you and copping feels, you totally deserved it.

holly_41611 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:14

you do not deserve that, I'd break up with him he's just an asshole

richard121212 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:16

ha!

AnneFTW 17

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:20

He was too much of a coward to punch them like a normal guy would. Get a real man!

ksmommy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:25

sorry to say that I agree with your boyfriend!!! it's ok to have some fun!!!

DeLpHe3zY 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:27

ball zack?

kay7jay 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:28

sounds like it's time to stand up for yourself and to get a new boyfriend that will back you up.

SugarCrazy 14

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:29

Make him drink all the beer you get. I'm sure he'll enjoy it when he finds out he's been slipped a date-rape drug.

heyred 11

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:32

Why did you allow your boyfriend to farm you out like a *****?

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