Money: Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks...

By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By doubledown - 04/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML

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By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By obese_chicken - 06/11/2009 06:59 - Australia

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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By sfabsits - 17/07/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By halien1982 - 03/01/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

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By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By lemonadedisguise - 18/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend. When the bill came with a customer satisfaction survey, I put honestly that the "server friendliness" was "below average." Ten minutes later, I had to return to the restaurant to beg the waitress for my keys, which I had left on the table. FML

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buck33 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:46

It's a conspiracy!

XxchristinasmhxX 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:48

I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even work there...

Comments

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:56

I blame the schools...

Jakesterk96 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:07

Yea, damn schools not telling people to not give $50 bills for two drinks.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:10

It's simple math lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:58

You seem to lack simple logic.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:29

You sure got me!=D*high fives you in mid-air* YEAH!!!

SliceOfCake 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:56

Either they were covering for her or she's a ninja. And yes, those are the only two possible explanations.

Cobro 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:36

Third option: She's a ninja AND they were covering for her.

reddudeover 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:02

I don't believe you cake, and you know DAMN well why!

Lililthx 7

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:32

Aw this made me laugh :)

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 15 May 2012 6:38

Nice pic! Chocolate cake is da bomb!!

JurassicHole 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:03

13 - So if I go to a diner and have a tab of twenty dollars, then pay with a fifty, it's completely fine for the waitress to keep the difference? Hell no! You're justifying stealing, which if you didn't know is wrong.

emeraldisle 30

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:04

I was just going to say to report it to the manager but then I realised it happened at a club. Not sure if many clubs have managers present.

jenny123321 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:05

She ratched! Lol

xXxAPersonxXx 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:43

Oh god.. Not this word again.

eurostar710 11

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:51

Why the hell are you posting this on every FML? You're not funny. You're being stupid and annoying. Le sigh, people these days.

DrBlack 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 12:53

Damn, who let the troll in?

la_gata_0716 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:05

Next time take singles! That will work.

Il_Maestro 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:24

Oh so it's that kind of club? Maybe then OP would've gotten something for his money!

Danny0522 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:07

I never justified stealing. I simply stated that she would have done it even if there wasn't a recession.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:18

2- I'm pretty sure that was an FML posted recently. Unless that's what you were referring to. Then I'll feel stupid.

shawnaishere 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:20

Look on the bright side you donated 50 dollars to a stranger and got paid back with 2 drinks

dannyice 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:33

I'm pretty sure he still need to pay for his drinks. But that just me...

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:20

Wow, these are desperate times, but that was uncalled for. If it's a chain, then you should call their higher office and report the bar. Good luck OP.