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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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By Celeste - 02/03/2010 09:14 - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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meliesFML 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:01

at least you survived the car ride :)

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:07

Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.

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practicesafesax 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:00

don't trust cab drivers.

ilikeemsmall 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:10

Why not? Us cabdrivers put up with all kinds of obnoxious customers! Next time I see you coming, I'm taking another shot of tequila!

CJShults 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:26

new york I'm guessing?

taazer 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:04

why didnt you take another cap then?

evilbunny7603 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:20

Sounds like my town

SerG707 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:05

that happened to me in Cuba

monomiscuous 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:29

groovy baby!!!!

kevin5890 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:30

Wait then how did you get there..? If you took a cab back that means that you hadn't drove to the bar so you planned to take a cab in the first place. Which would result in the fact that you were intoxicated irrelevant. Am I missing something here?

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 13:10

Because it's totally impossible they drove there and just left their cars at the pub or whatever?

lil_jimmy 29

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:07

win

xGoSuckAFatOnex 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:20

maybe next time get out of the cab if the driver is also drunk...? talk about crazy taxi:p

sonofkarma 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:56

Hey, too bad he did not wrecked you could've sued! ching ching! and buy a totally sober chauffeur

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