By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0

lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

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chloelove210 0

OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!

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pheonixfire13 17

Its a compliment

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shotgun_girl 17

"breedin' hips", in my book at least, means they are wider than your waist and are nice and shapely. Take them breedin hips and shake em!

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LyricaSilvan 29

Wow. At least he liked how you looked? Could have been better timed, and better wording, but...it's still a compliment.

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SKYstlimit 11

he was trying to compliment, if that's the only thing wrong then go for it, this man only needs a little training, plus he was saying you have a good arse, just really badly

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