Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a...

By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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taintedayush 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:04

Well did you get laid?

meekee 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:09

You did shave your both armpits, right?

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Horcruxer 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:31

So now we call it a meeting? U should be ashamed plus only one leg

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:36

Lets hope he isn't OCD about symmetry. Plus if you end up having sex it will be easier for him to keep that one leg over his shoulder due to the increased friction.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:47

Only one side? I've missed shaving a tiny spot on my legs before. Those 3 missed hairs drove me nuts knowing they were still there. Lol

margapp 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:49

hope your crush understood ur situation:)

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:57

i wouldn't care...shit happens. don't worry about it

VYPARTY 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 3:00

That's the kind of guy I want;)

lilylove_90 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:31

Agreed ;)

lilypie86 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 13:10

This made me lol! X

nesscafe_fml 17

Saturday 24 December 2011 13:17

Sounds like u only shave your underarms for special occasions... This makes me wonder how u got a date in the first place!

DjeePee 24

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:35

Yeah, because women who doesn't care about the latest shaving fashions and look completely natural doesn't deserve being loved!

elementalz 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 1:36

Last time I checked not everyone shaves underarms unless for a special occasion because you don't wear a tanktopevery day especially in the winter

CmlJ63 5

Sunday 25 December 2011 13:15

Your a bitch.. That's not what that sounds like at all..

TraceCase_ 19

Saturday 24 December 2011 13:47

Good luck making sure you always sit on the correct side of your date. I would also suggest crossing your legs one way and keeping them that way all night. Better not to put out on the first date anyway.

burro_fml 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:01

Well, that's a hairy situation.

SpruceDread4578 13

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:55

Someone said that already.

Littlelizard2810 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:03

how bad was it? it wouldnt matter too much, unless you had a layer of "fur" on one of your legs...

Drummer389000 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:59

Yeah maybe he didn't notice. It's always harder to notice things for someone else cause they don't actively look for it. Unless they're a douche who like to find ways to put people down. Or if your legs are hairier than mine which in that case means you haven't shaved your entire life. :D haha