By CaylaMack - 05/06/2016 06:37 - United States - South Jordan
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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I went on a blind date ( which I never do) he was like 6 inches shorter than me , looked like he wasn't fully evolved and had 2 black teeth. He pulled out a swiss army knife and called it his pet and asked me to come back to his place ( he lived with his parents) for hot sex. Needless to say I ran and pretended to have an emergency.
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Sorry. Some guys just don't care
I went on a blind date ( which I never do) he was like 6 inches shorter than me , looked like he wasn't fully evolved and had 2 black teeth. He pulled out a swiss army knife and called it his pet and asked me to come back to his place ( he lived with his parents) for hot sex. Needless to say I ran and pretended to have an emergency.