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So OP, you realize being a marine makes it rediculously easy to talk to girls. Just be like "hey, I'm Tim, I'm a marine that fights for my country and kills bad people, what's your name?" and it's like insta-wetness

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-.- Marines. Not Army. And--fun fact--the Army gets a "stress card" in boot camp. Marines don't. (I could be wrong though--my recruiter hasn't been in boot camp for...six? Years. I'm ripping mine up if they give me one.)

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That happened twice to. Half of the PS3 customers had their credit/debit card information stolen to. Hmm, do I want someone to steal my information or play games without a worry? Xbox 360 > PS3.

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I'm pretty sure saying 'hi I'm a marine' is a great conversation starter. Plus if you fit the mould and are 6ft and ripped I'm sure you'll be fine. It's like anything else OP, just takes a little practice.

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That depends. If I have my 12 gauge or paring knife he will be the next tree in my wood chipper and my pigs get extra food This week, if not, he's going to jail for assault

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Good god, the amount of stupid here is mind blowing. I can't believe I completely derailed the discussion by insulting some kid's favorite console. You guys really are the lowest common denominator.

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It's not the girls that are whats scary. It's the feeling of being rejected is what gets most guys. I was even like that at one point, but with a girls help. Not anymore lol. :)

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All vaginas are scary. Anything that can spit out something the size of a bailing ball frightens me.... That being said I'm also scared of JLo's ass. Mileys mouth and Any movie Kevin Costner is in... I vomited for weeks after Waterworld

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Well girls can be scary. When I was 14 a few years back. I went for a walk around a lake and a bunch of girls my age called me a pedophile for no reason. They looked like normal people. Girls can be really fake.

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I side with the op. Have a gun pointed or shot at you isn't scary till after it's all said and done. In the moment, your instincts kick in and you focus on your training. Talking to a woman, you usually over analyze everything and become a bumbling idiot...

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It's rather apparent that nobody cares for your pathetic witless comments; so please, just stop making yourself look like an even bigger douche.

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Cause you're a complete douche that has absolutely no life or friends. We are just tryin to help ya, but it's apparent that you like stayin in your room masturbating to FML's. So we're just gonna let you get back to it. ... Poor Spainiard

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99- that's stereotyping though. Not all Americans are fat and stupid. That's basically like me saying all Spainiards do is drink sangria for every meal, watch bullfighting for all their entertainment, and wear big hats with donkeys roaming your countries dirt roads, while all you Spainiards work just to barely support your family.

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Yeah some people here are on the heavy side, but you know what. A lot of them have eating disorders or a slow metabolism. Be a little more caring for the less fortunate. Still regardless of weight, sex, skin color, language all of us get the job done.

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115 haha at least our country isnt trillions of dollars in debt haha spain is richer then fatland or "america" haha my house is prolly bigger then yours;) just face it your country is is on its downhill to shit

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Urnm. 116, I honestly don't believe it's your metabolism. I think people are fat because the portions of food consumed by the average person in the US at fast food restaurants is ALOT more than that of a person in European countries. However, it doesn't make this guy any less of a douche for stereotyping.

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I'm just pointing out that you're completely stereotyping America. It's not like we can help what kind of shit our government is in so you can't really blame us all.

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You obviously don't know how our voting system works if you think that all of us voted for him. That just goes to show something else you don't know about America.

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dontcha just love comment box arguments :) fcarbera (am I sayin that right?) is quite annoying, but I don't see how the first comment was so bad. he obviously has a bad reputation elsewhere on fml? anyway, retards on the Internet ain't gonna agree that they were wrong if you immediately respond with: shutthefuckup noone likes you... jusayin

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LOL fcbarca17 you need to brush up on how U.S. democracy work. I'm going to laugh the day where your parents lose everything in this recession and you'll have to immigrate over here to try and survive. By the way, if you're going to bash America, do it with dignity; capitalize and punctuate dumbass.

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Hmm I'm not sure I know many other people that are more afraid of girls than bullets... But thanks #5 Anyway, OP I appreciate your service and hope everything clears up in the lady department!! :)

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If you're gay I'm sure it's easier to talk to the opposite sex since there is no attraction. Kid looks like he gets no play yet he has the audacity to call out someone else.

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Every gay guy I've ever known hasn't had issues with talking to girls. So maybe like others mentioned, you're speaking from personal experience? Fear of rejection doesn't make you gay.

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Dude, gay guys have way for girls friends than straight guys, you're just a dumbass, to op, don't worry about, just wear UR marine uniform and walk around in a bar, girls will just walk up to u on their own.

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