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Just tell the girls you're in the marines and that should be a good conversation starter. We appreciate your service OP.

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Haha same here, op! I'd be way more confortable in a warzone than hanging out with a beautiful girl. :P Youll be alright (:

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< sarcasm > Well, clearly Mr. fcbarca17 is doing really well. He spends his day being a Eurotroll on the internet. We should all be so lucky. < /endsarcasm >

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So OP, you realize being a marine makes it rediculously easy to talk to girls. Just be like "hey, I'm Tim, I'm a marine that fights for my country and kills bad people, what's your name?" and it's like insta-wetness

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-.- Marines. Not Army. And--fun fact--the Army gets a "stress card" in boot camp. Marines don't. (I could be wrong though--my recruiter hasn't been in boot camp for...six? Years. I'm ripping mine up if they give me one.)

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That happened twice to. Half of the PS3 customers had their credit/debit card information stolen to. Hmm, do I want someone to steal my information or play games without a worry? Xbox 360 > PS3.

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I'm pretty sure saying 'hi I'm a marine' is a great conversation starter. Plus if you fit the mould and are 6ft and ripped I'm sure you'll be fine. It's like anything else OP, just takes a little practice.

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xbox is way better the controller at least feels right when ur playing and it doesnt get hacked and go down for a month so half the people have to make a new account

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That depends. If I have my 12 gauge or paring knife he will be the next tree in my wood chipper and my pigs get extra food This week, if not, he's going to jail for assault

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Xbox fails. The only time Mircrosoft will design something that doesn't suck is when they design a vacuum.

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Good god, the amount of stupid here is mind blowing. I can't believe I completely derailed the discussion by insulting some kid's favorite console. You guys really are the lowest common denominator.

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Maybe if a girl was shooting at you she might not seem so scary. See just combined what you are and aren't scared of. Then again I am pretty scary with a gun myself.

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It's not the girls that are whats scary. It's the feeling of being rejected is what gets most guys. I was even like that at one point, but with a girls help. Not anymore lol. :)

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All vaginas are scary. Anything that can spit out something the size of a bailing ball frightens me.... That being said I'm also scared of JLo's ass. Mileys mouth and Any movie Kevin Costner is in... I vomited for weeks after Waterworld

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Justin bieber vagina spawns archdemons. Jb is a demonic vessel Satan created to make little girls vaginas tingle while taking over the world with invisible undead beings

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Well girls can be scary. When I was 14 a few years back. I went for a walk around a lake and a bunch of girls my age called me a pedophile for no reason. They looked like normal people. Girls can be really fake.

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Well at least you know what's coming at you when you're being shot at. Girls on the other hand, well that's like a field of daisies booby trapped with mines and what have you.

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What about being a POW and getting tortured daily by crazy al kaeda members. That's more scary than a gun.

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Guns are not scary at all. They're just inanimate objects. Guns are machines with specific operations and purposes. Women, on the other hand, are completely unpredictable.

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I side with the op. Have a gun pointed or shot at you isn't scary till after it's all said and done. In the moment, your instincts kick in and you focus on your training. Talking to a woman, you usually over analyze everything and become a bumbling idiot...

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It's okay we go somewhere in life. Unfortunately trolls don't. They have to stick to bein idiots and slave labor. :|

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It's rather apparent that nobody cares for your pathetic witless comments; so please, just stop making yourself look like an even bigger douche.

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Cause you're a complete douche that has absolutely no life or friends. We are just tryin to help ya, but it's apparent that you like stayin in your room masturbating to FML's. So we're just gonna let you get back to it. ... Poor Spainiard

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haha americans r the most ignorant fat stupid people on the face of the earth!! haha every country would agree :)

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99- that's stereotyping though. Not all Americans are fat and stupid. That's basically like me saying all Spainiards do is drink sangria for every meal, watch bullfighting for all their entertainment, and wear big hats with donkeys roaming your countries dirt roads, while all you Spainiards work just to barely support your family.

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Yeah some people here are on the heavy side, but you know what. A lot of them have eating disorders or a slow metabolism. Be a little more caring for the less fortunate. Still regardless of weight, sex, skin color, language all of us get the job done.

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115 haha at least our country isnt trillions of dollars in debt haha spain is richer then fatland or "america" haha my house is prolly bigger then yours;) just face it your country is is on its downhill to shit

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Urnm. 116, I honestly don't believe it's your metabolism. I think people are fat because the portions of food consumed by the average person in the US at fast food restaurants is ALOT more than that of a person in European countries. However, it doesn't make this guy any less of a douche for stereotyping.

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I'm just pointing out that you're completely stereotyping America. It's not like we can help what kind of shit our government is in so you can't really blame us all.

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136 you elected tge president by voting for him hahaha its 100% ur fault haha wow you people are stupid hahaha

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You obviously don't know how our voting system works if you think that all of us voted for him. That just goes to show something else you don't know about America.

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dontcha just love comment box arguments :) fcarbera (am I sayin that right?) is quite annoying, but I don't see how the first comment was so bad. he obviously has a bad reputation elsewhere on fml? anyway, retards on the Internet ain't gonna agree that they were wrong if you immediately respond with: shutthefuckup noone likes you... jusayin

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LOL fcbarca17 you need to brush up on how U.S. democracy work. I'm going to laugh the day where your parents lose everything in this recession and you'll have to immigrate over here to try and survive. By the way, if you're going to bash America, do it with dignity; capitalize and punctuate dumbass.

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Wow I didn't know the FML team takes the time to look through every little comment, I got to watch out for what I write here O__O

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Hmm I'm not sure I know many other people that are more afraid of girls than bullets... But thanks #5 Anyway, OP I appreciate your service and hope everything clears up in the lady department!! :)

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Getting shot by a girl is just painful, dude. It's bad enough for a guy if we hit them, but shoot them? That's hardcore.

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I was thinking that when I read the post! Being from MT I like a guy with a guy.. Just ask long as he'll let me shoot it!

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There is no logic in that. Almost every gay guy I know has WAY more girl friends than guy friends.

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Or... He probably has just never had a lot of experience with talking to girls. That doesn't mean he's gay.

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Show some respect to the Marine. It takes people like him to make this country free enough for us to be able to have things like FML.

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If you're gay I'm sure it's easier to talk to the opposite sex since there is no attraction. Kid looks like he gets no play yet he has the audacity to call out someone else.

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Every gay guy I've ever known hasn't had issues with talking to girls. So maybe like others mentioned, you're speaking from personal experience? Fear of rejection doesn't make you gay.

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LMAO! I love it when candy asses like you feel then need to insult people over the Internet. True inner weakness prevails again...

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Dude, gay guys have way for girls friends than straight guys, you're just a dumbass, to op, don't worry about, just wear UR marine uniform and walk around in a bar, girls will just walk up to u on their own.

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