Love: Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing...

By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Sinking feeling

By Daligheri - 02/03/2021 11:01

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By idiotfriend - 16/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML

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By Kiimmy - 09/10/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:49

That's horrible she must have no heart at all! I bawl my eyes out everytime I watch that movie! That part is so sad :(

SneakyDeath 15

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:43

Wilson!!

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x805xUnknown 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:09

Awe, poor Wilson. Fyl.

eganbull 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:11

She is a bitch. Although Wilson dying isn't that sad. Women wonder why men don't show emotion, well if we're going to get laughed at what's the point?

sterrizzill 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:15

yeah. that's a bummer.

beccaaaaaaaa 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:23

I LOVE Castaway!!! It's probably one of my top ten favorite movies. Don't worry, I cry like a baby too when wilson floats away. So sad :(.

strandedinalimo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:25

Agreed. I cry when Wilson floats away as well. Also that movie made me afraid of whales.

gooberness 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:30

i loove it too!! tom hanks is awesome... i saw him at kmart last week!! yes kmart in lbc!

beccaaaaaaaa 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:45

I literally would have cried if I met Tom Hanks! He's my old guy crush, hahahaha. I absolutly LOVE him in Castaway and Forrest Gump.

strandedinalimo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:28

My old guy crush is Robert Downey Jr. Yum.

beccaaaaaaaa 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:36

Richard Gere is another one, and Nicholas Cage. They just look better with age!

pandemic_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:46

Nathan Fillion. <3 I don't think Joel Edgerton counts as an old guy, but him too.

shiritt 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:28

then man up! go to the gym, hire a drill sergeant, join the army! whatever to make your girlfriend happy. and than she dumps you for the exact opposite reason.

aDerangedStateOf 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:00

Haha.. So True.

cartesianlogic 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:08

hey, there's a very special relationship between a man and his volleyball...

thoughtcrimeno1 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:52

Is my girlfriend the only one who has cried while watching The Lion King? I always thought that was a bit odd. I cried t when I saw A Dog of Flanders though, that movie is terribly sad.

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:59

Are you sure she wasn't just joking? I tell people 'to man up' all the time (my boyfriend included) and they all know that I'm joking, and they'll happily say it back and stuff. If she really wasn't joking then it was a bit harsh. Who cares if someone gets a bit teary at a sad part of a film? Different thing move different people. Besides, who wants a guy who never shows any emotion?