Today I watched as my new puppy ate my other dog's shit out of...

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By ijustthrewupalittle - 17/01/2017 13:30 - United States - Vacaville

Today I watched as my new puppy ate my other dog's shit out of her butthole as she pooped. It never even touched the ground. FML

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LexB100 3

Saturday 28 January 2017 14:25

puppy centipede

jfsiv 17

Thursday 2 March 2017 0:14

your puppy probably has something missing from their diet. try changing the food you feed it.

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clairecurses 19

Tuesday 24 January 2017 4:25

my puppy does the same thing. it's very hard getting her to stop

LexB100 3

Saturday 28 January 2017 14:25

puppy centipede

SayHello115 3

Wednesday 1 February 2017 6:54

I was smoking a fat one and literally almost coughed to death when I read this LMAO

jfsiv 17

Thursday 2 March 2017 0:14

your puppy probably has something missing from their diet. try changing the food you feed it.

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