Intimacy: Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the...

By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By badbed - 11/12/2009 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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Get ready to rumble!

By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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Sunday 11 April 2010 16:14

And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.

JustDial911 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:12

YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME

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jcfan101 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:28

LMFTO ! >:) i like this kid !

perdix 29

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:31

We are all looking for the kid's directorial debut on YouPorn.com. I hope you are OK with getting your balls waxed. It makes for better cinema.

tlyr 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:31

I love how someone says "sex" on here and all of a sudden it's an instant YDI

crazedguy 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:33

YDI for having sex. try in a washroom or go on the couch again but first hang ur brother and gag him

Quest_ 13

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:34

What a little shit! Don't worry OP, you're still the one actually having hot sex on the couch. He probably wouldn't have the balls to show anyone anyway.

TheBreaKer_fml 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:51

and if the kid did show everyone? what then?

lilbowski 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:37

haha thts funny

itsmedestiny 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:39

ahaha that kid too smart for his own good maybe a little too smart >:)

ChicaChica5683 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:41

smart kid lol

Devolver 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:47

Lol, Comon, don't let the little sucker blackmail you. Threat back with destroying something of value to him and when you got it sorted out sucker punch him gf.