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By saturday17 - 22/05/2016 19:30 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was watching vines and realized that I was more worried about how much it would cost to fix the property damage then how funny it was. FML

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tranced_ 45

Monday 23 May 2016 15:15

you're definitely a cost accountant aren't ya?

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TheRainbowNoob 11

Monday 23 May 2016 14:58

This FML is crap

tranced_ 45

Monday 23 May 2016 15:15

you're definitely a cost accountant aren't ya?

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