By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 979
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Same thing different taste

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Sit behind them and throw popcorn in his other girlfriend's hair.

Let's just say that your now ex isn't the sharpest tool in the box. It's a good thing that you caught that idiot, you dodged a bullet.

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I would have straight up punched him in the face.

If I did that, I'd wait until something happened like they kiss so that they can't say "we are just friends", then walk up to him, scream "You cheating bastard!!" slap the girl across the face and drag him out of the theatre and to your best friends house where she'll do the ancient Mayan heart sacrifice rituals.

Why slap the girl when the guy's obviously the problem?

MyNameIsNot 15

should have sat behind them and spat gum in their hair

Pour your drink in his dates hair, and break up with him. Then sit behind them and throw popcorn in her now sticky hair