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By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 03:46 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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By ethawesome1125 - 03/11/2014 00:11 - United States - Round Rock

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By ihatebeingacashier - 11/07/2016 21:06

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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edward80 18

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:04

Can't wait to see this on youtube

SuperCollider 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:06

When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.

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edward80 18

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:04

Can't wait to see this on youtube

ChenEighty 20

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:55

I just want to know how something can be ahead by Barley.

pinkster2014 25

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:08

19- Lol, he meant barely xD

ChevyRedneck85 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 15:13

Where's the link?

tayymeds 23

Sunday 16 March 2014 17:43

#19 OP spelled barely correctly...

LifeAlertTwerk 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 18:57

Actually, 44, the OP originally had "barley" instead of barely. I'm assuming the original post was edited.

buttcramp 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 19:12

on the bright side, this video may end up a huge hit!

EphMi 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 23:43

don't worry OP, it was just a harmless experiment. Compare to being sewed together or chained up on a bathroom floor, you got off easy.

JustBeingAwesome 22

Monday 17 March 2014 10:39

Did it for the vine

cmort 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:06

Few weeks to payday eh? Every little helps I guess...

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:16

fake coins don't do much

Matrixuniverses 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 20:15

could use it for monopoly I guess

SuperCollider 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:06

When you say crawled over, are you implying you we're on all fours? Because that would be hilariously ridiculous.

blueboy154 12

Sunday 16 March 2014 17:04

No idiot Its figurative language

ariiewilliams 17

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:19

All i am thinking about is that one Family Guy episode where Brian and Peter did the same thing to James Woods except with candy.

canupls 6

Monday 17 March 2014 18:55

^^^ "Ooo a peice of candy, ooo a peice of candy..."

energizerbunny23 18

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:07

Was there a note on a fishing line as well?

hamzor 5

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:12

Hahaha the image of a caterpillar popped up in my head xD

SgtAssCheeks 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 16:49

Sure.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 16 March 2014 20:01

Human centipede?

toaster123 11

Sunday 16 March 2014 20:33

3-way 69. no ****.

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 23:28

...why?

brandoneyez1 25

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:15

Ooh quarter, oooh quarter, ooh quarter .

robotiick7 23

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:17

Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy! Oh piece of candy!

IloveToLaugh143 21

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:39

Today's my luck day!

Kelseyybaee 8

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:17

While reading this I could only think of the Family Guy episode with James Woods. "Ooh piece of candy. Ooh piece of candy."

maguichi 3

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:28

Thank u I was afraid no one would say it

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:35

haha I was gonna say the same thing!

Rallred32 20

Sunday 16 March 2014 14:41

"That's not a piece of candy, thats a quarter!"

ariiewilliams 17

Sunday 16 March 2014 21:29

Maybe OP is James Woods..

SophieLouiseG 12

Saturday 22 March 2014 5:05

was thinking the same thing. had james woods voice in my head say ohoh piece of candy. ooh piece of candy......

LordMegatron 10

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:18

did it lead to his candy van?

brandoneyez1 25

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:19

Go use the fake quarters somewhere then see who is laughing.

niccwong 2

Sunday 16 March 2014 13:31

i wanna see that video LOL

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