Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read...

By Polmkk - 14/02/2019 15:00 - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is 2 miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By onebadwave - 21/08/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

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When you gotta go, you gotta go

By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in poison ivy. FML

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Nature calls

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML

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grant1023 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:50

Whats it called on YouTube?

Stylin_Since_97 10

Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

Welcome to San Francisco, California! His name is the Bush Man. Its the most mediocre yet the smartest money scam i have ever seen a hobo come up with. How odd. Mind Blown 0.o

Comments

ACandelaria_209 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:35

Were you in San Francisco??

Jman1906 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:28

You must've forgotten about the BUSHMAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:26

I KNOW THAT GUY! in san fran! we were there on a band trip in high school and my friend freaked out and punched him, lol. it was funny o.o

ArsenalFan12 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:57

that guy is a boss

GreenEraser88 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:48

me and my dad know him pretty personally. my dad knows his name whenver we seee him we always sneak up and scare him instead :)

FruitCakeSally 0

Monday 15 August 2011 7:34

SF bush man

hellodecember 2

Monday 15 August 2011 23:36

so, I was thinking of my favorite city San Francisco before I even looked at the comments or where you're from. Is it lame this made me cry. Nostalgia much. I love you! No kidding, and the bush man.

extremecholo 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:19

OMG this happened to me

aashliey 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:38

That's great, the bush man is in San Francisco, the funny thing is is that the people he scares don't stop to think..."wow, thats a random bush on the middle of a pier, with no other bushes along the entire pier!" just saying!!