By crap - 24/02/2014 04:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
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andy1500726 19

Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?

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chosha_fml 26

Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.

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kurodansei 16

"My dog literally shit rainbows" - A story for another website.

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Faff 20

You don't have to give it back, right? It's not like someone is still going to use that thong.

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kierazone 10

The owner was a female? right?

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Rianokami 22

Ha. Maybe that will teach them to not leave underwear lying around.

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JMichael 25

The dog was trying to hide the evidence that the husband was cheating.

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tishtashbat 16

It'll be way more of an FML for the owners when they come to collect their dog and get handed back their underwear!! Would be way easier to bin it and avoid everyone feeling awkward.

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worldclassrager 39

This needs a follow up I am really curious

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

... That's not exactly the point here.

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buckdharma 36

I'd say so long to the thong. I could be wrong, it's just a hunch. But you will err, if you share and leave her panties in a bunch.

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