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By pandabear93 - 04/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about when I have kids. I told her I may want two or three. She immediately cut me off and told me to stick to one, and that any more than that will be a burden. I am the second born child of my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2021 17:01

Today, I told my mom my husband and I were considering having another baby. She said, "No!" about 30 times. Then later she texted me that she insists on no more kids. I guess I will never have that bonding moment with her. FML

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Breeders

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 14:00

Today, my mom is threatening to disinherit me because I won’t have a baby. I have three siblings who between them have seven kids for her to obsess over, yet she calls at least once a week and always tries to convince me to get pregnant. Fuck off mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 20:45

Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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By nomorepups - 31/10/2016 14:54

Today, I adopted my second dog. When I called to tell my mom about it, she sternly told me that I was not allowed to get any more dogs. I'm 28 and own my own house. FML

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By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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By Kitty_Gem - 27/08/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

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#Childfree

By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By Hangryko - 11/05/2021 08:01 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML

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Good advice

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 04:00

Today, I was advised to never have kids because they ruin your life, ruin your body, cost you money, stress you out, and the end result is they become an adult you don’t even really like or would choose to spend time with if you weren’t related. It was both my parents who gave me this advice. FML

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Supportive

By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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Friday 4 September 2009 16:12

wow, way to hurt your kids' feelings. go ahead and have your kids but be careful about grandma. she can be a hurtful bitch.

mushoo_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:07

Just imagine, 20 years from now we could be seeing an fml: "Today I was browsing old fml archives. I saw one by my parent, pandabear93. I am his second child. FML"

Comments

Djoooiz 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:37

Who says that your mom is refering to you?

romaunts 0

Friday 4 September 2009 16:52

Well, maybe you're a bitch. But at least you can say you got it from her.

movies12 0

Friday 4 September 2009 17:16

Aww..I just read 12 story, and that is just awful. My gosh OP u think ur life is ****** read 12.

1dream_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 21:44

HAHAHA, #12 have u ever thought of suicide?

shalvius 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 8:54

#36 < jerk :|

LocoChaz006 0

Friday 4 September 2009 17:21

Yeah, #12 doesn't have it good by the sounds of things. Parents will always say kids are a burden anyway. The next generation won't say any different.

AshleyRose784 0

Friday 4 September 2009 17:30

the more children you have the more love there is in a home. I have 4 and wouldn't have it any other way. picking the right man is far more important

FaithX 0

Friday 4 September 2009 17:36

I don't see how this is an FML...you're just taking it personally. How much a child is loved does affect the financial costs of raising them.

shalvius 3

Friday 4 September 2009 18:24

i always wondered why in west are so hard relationships between parents and children. From my view saying that "children are burden" is very egoistic.