Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house....

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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bmackie 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:09

nice...bet he loved it ;)

Darkon 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 13:57

So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?

Comments

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:31

Are you hot?

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:22

Obvs not if she couldn't bend over to take off her bikini bottoms.

IsntThisAwkward 0

Friday 18 June 2010 17:36

what's with all the chicks on here insulting bigger women? grow up.

plexico 3

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:45

For crying out loud, how many bikini "bottoms" were you wearing? 7 or 8? When you were bent over, did you spread your cheeks so everyone could get a good view of Party City. or did you just tease them with a half-assed view?

Hockeymaniac 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:15

i think the family enjoyed it lol

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:25

i wish i was there

dsnke1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:26

ydi for being a fatass

NATFLUMP 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:56

ohhhhhhh i JUUST got it after all the "FAT ASS" comments ! you're FAT ! that's why the bottoms wouldn't come offfff :D ahahahahaa. fatty.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:28

hey, its something your fiancee will be seeing for the rest of his life right?

whyohwhyohwhy 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:41

seriously...? struggle to take bikini bottoms off? i mean a wetsuit yeah..but a simple bathing suit? i don't think so.

santafay 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:10

Wow, we don't we all be dickheads? So what if she's 'fat'? if she's not it doesn't mean she's hot anyways. why would you do that though? that is seriously embarrassing...:)

Bcfrmkc816 17

Monday 10 October 2011 16:40

Why would you not just shower in the bikini? I mean after all it needs washed also right? Don't want ro leave it full of salt water like you didn't want to leave it on yourself