Love: Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out."...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2014 16:30 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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koopameat 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:37

Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..

easwhitey 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:43

i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.

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kflynn55 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:47

yeah!

magicstar 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:47

maybe she wanted to look good for u

maddycakes19 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:47

this isnt an fml! she probably had other plan

DakotaCat 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:51

Some people like fat chicks. Oy vey iz mir!

mALs00 5

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:54

The exact same ******* thing happened to me earlier in the year. She is a really hot Italian woman and I really liked her. ******* bitches

outoftownstrange 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:44

well she needs to have high stamina if shes going to be riding you all night

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:02

Hope it works out for you.

therealsuperman 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:32

false, that's one of those myths, like "chicks can do math"

FML_cutiepie 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 6:06

Awww its ok that hoe dont deserve you anyway ( i hope she dont) One time something like that happened to me.................................... I went out with this guy and on our first date HE only talked about what him and his ex did!!!!!! And half of them made me throw up in my mouth!!!????!!!!