Love: Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

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By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

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By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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By JoseIsAdork - 11/01/2016 18:03 - United States - Somers

Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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howslife123 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:12

that's odd because every Friday night I call this desperate housewife and yesterday she ranted for two hours about how her husband still wears adult diapers

SeaChicken 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:05

Thats ehh pretty disturbing?

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MistyLazuli 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:05

It's the 21st Century. Get a divorce! (If uv communicated ur needs to him & he's blown u off & won't go to therapy). Lifes too short to be wasted on someone who makes u unhappy. That is just called gross neglect.

cuntlovinkate 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:48

maybe its your husband making the creepy phone calls....

mikesvodka 1

Friday 27 July 2012 6:04

That's creepy yo

kappinlivy 9

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:35

Now you have a new buddy

trulypar 34

Saturday 2 May 2015 15:54

Maybe her phone creeper is Dr. Phil...:-)

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:57

I think you need to have a long hard talk with your husband. And why is he gone every Friday? Are you sure it is not him or one of his friends messing with you? And I'd be very wary of opening up to the stalker creep... Not cool or wise at all. Talk to your friends!