Love: Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain,...

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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By thanksforthat - 10/01/2013 23:11 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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By glorified taxi driver - 11/06/2020 20:08

Today, after starting a new job, having two ovarian cysts rupture and been in and out of the hospital twice in a week, I'd been told that I couldn't work, needed surgery, and could lose my ovary. I’m 23. I was told that my job was secure and not to worry. I received my termination letter. FML

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By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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Sunday 28 December 2014 14:53

You shouldn't even be talking to an extremely ignorant jerk like that who apparently only cares about sex.

Cass_x 22

Sunday 28 December 2014 15:07

He seems to be a ******* idiot. Try not to feel too sad over someone that's so self centered and only thinks about sex. I really hope you're okay xoxo

Comments

Alastrina_fml 20

Monday 29 December 2014 9:52

What an asshole loser, acting like he's entitled to sex anytime he wants it. I'm so glad he's out of your life. I also hope he gets kicked in the head by a horse. [though which head, I won't say] ;)

AshBash2211 14

Monday 29 December 2014 10:27

I have ovarian cysts. Whenever they pop and it's really bad my fiancé is there holding my hand or rubbing my back. That's a man!! He can see the pain on my face and does whatever he can to make it more bearable!! Your ex is a dick. Better off without him! Good luck with the cysts, you're not alone!

dnice1864 18

Monday 29 December 2014 13:06

I hope you get well soon!

babycakesxx 11

Monday 29 December 2014 13:27

You kinda dodged a bullet there. He's obviously a jerk.

Vegetarian27 24

Monday 29 December 2014 14:16

That's the battle cry of the perpetual masturbator.

mine___turtles10 13

Monday 29 December 2014 16:05

The real question is, how'd you have time to post this while this was happening to you

Section8_fml 13

Monday 29 December 2014 16:05

Try to not date an asshole.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 29 December 2014 16:07

Asshole

Mf2307 15

Monday 29 December 2014 16:15

he wasnt worth it so its a good thing he broke up with you

keeks46 12

Monday 29 December 2014 17:06

Well, you know what OP, next time, go out with a guy who will take care of you in your time of need instead of one who will use you for sex. That guy was an ignorant douchebag who doesn't deserve you.