By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
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peete182 0

Dont suck things that have been holding hamsters

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xmidnightxlonerx 12

Wait wait wait. U wer at home relaxin while your boyfriend was playing with his hampster which assumably would have been at his house. So either you live together or I'm getting the feeling of incest

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kiara20 8

They probably live together. What's so weird about that idea?

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Ikickmidgets 11

I guess that's better than trying to jam the poor thing up your ass like Richard Gere....

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lajaynay 15

That was a gerbil... Get your celeb fetishes right.

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ChristinaAAR 14

Yeah -.- thanks for sharing this with people that were drinking lemonade while reading

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Metthew 15

When has "sucking on boyfriends fingers" ever been "cute"?! And perhaps you shouldn't have done it even if the hamster hadn't peed on him - it still walks around in it's own "filth", so sucking on his fingers was quite.. disgusting anyway.

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alival 12

Ew! It probably tastes nastier then it smells!!

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