By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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protooler31 0

YDI FOR POSTING AN ONLINE JOKE THAT'S ROUNDED THE GLOBE BILLIONS OF TIMES BEFORE YOU STOLE IT IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO GET ATTENTION.

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wowstupid 0

Yep I saw that episode of speeders too, like months ago. Nice try.

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iParalyzer 0

This is fake as hell. That saying has been on TV forever.

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lovemee12 0

I've heard this joke a million times.

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FMLalldayfan 0

As much as I love speeding, if I were to get stopped,(I haven't yet) I'd just accept the consequences. But being a tease just to wiggle out of ticket just makes you a ho. YDI

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I hope I never encounter you on the road, and I hope a cop does eventually catch you and suspends your license.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Much agreed. Unless he's just being a jackass because you tried to get out of a ticket. [edit] Oh damn it, stupid FML turned it into a comment instead of reply :c Agreed @ 3

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rc024 0

Hahahahahaha put on your big girl panties and try to be less ugly next time...

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daonlytdoc 0

that cop is awesome. out of all the times I've been pulled I've had one cool ass cop that let me off haha

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