Kids: Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm,...

By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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It's a pillow soft for my neck

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

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Zoa_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:07

Your little cousin said '****'?

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:08

Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.

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Frlf 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:31

Owned.

hootersgirl09 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:39

Waitt I totally don't believe this . A little kid saying the word, "****" ? Haha I didnt know that word until I was likee... 13 . Fake or not, it is an FML. I mean that's the worst body type to have a big belly and like tiny **** . Well, good luck . xoxo, Kate :]

cdj 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:46

#4 - Thought the same thing. I'm guessing the OP paraphrased or the little kid heard it somewhere, which wouldn't be suprising. Kids say the darndest things, but if she was really little and actually did say "****" I wouldn't take it personally because it would seem unlikely that she would connect the dots between having big boobs and being fat or know the word "****" and therefore probably picked it up from somewhere. If you're thin and don't actually have a big belly, then don't worry about it and laugh it off. And if you really do have a big belly, again don't worry about it, just start doing some crunches!

pushinglimits_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:46

eww, that's like the worst combo :P

save_me_08 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:00

I'm going to go ahead and assume that as your username is Chubs you have a good sense of humor. I shall also go ahead and assume that as such you could take this in stride. Especially since you seem not to feel that self conscious if you were walking around in a bikini... But yea young kids seem to know a lot of "mature" words these days... and do so love showing off their ever expanding vocab...

jwp0211 17

Sunday 21 October 2012 7:28

You'll find 9 year olds have quite an expansive vocabulary on X-Box Live.

UltimateIdiot911 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:10

I'm going to say you deserve it. Your life is not ruin because a kid pointed out something obvious. Many kids like to speak their mind and just say things as they see it. Besides, take your cousin's comment as a sign to do some sit ups.