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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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Vidrill 22

Saturday 18 April 2015 9:12

Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?

Cads1 24

Saturday 18 April 2015 9:13

Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.

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DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 19 April 2015 15:19

Kick her out of the game and call it "court orders".

shinikageWolf 15

Sunday 19 April 2015 15:31

Divorce is usually half of the stuff, and usually takes a few months to finalize all that paperwork. And if the prenup states it, if she cheats she gets nothing.

berkeleyjake 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 20:36

take the dog piece and leave her

kayj905 15

Monday 20 April 2015 5:27

You should've just said the same thing to her, it would mean as much to her as to you.

shemademedoit 20

Monday 20 April 2015 8:45

better hope the judge is on your side

Fou_Lou 20

Monday 20 April 2015 15:16

And thats why monopoly is actually quite a shitty game.

dreadlocmask 15

Monday 20 April 2015 17:12

But it's a good joke though

Eloxia 7

Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:00

From this post it seems that you let your wife boss you around. You could have at least said that in a divorce you get half, but since she signed a pre-nup she only gets one house and $500 to start.