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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 151

You deserved it 4 973

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 803

You deserved it 3 470

By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 340

You deserved it 2 414

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 759

You deserved it 3 677

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 051

You deserved it 64 670

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 739

You deserved it 2 882

A tad insecure

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 853

You deserved it 5 134

By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 053

You deserved it 3 101

By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 107

You deserved it 37 197

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 364

You deserved it 4 151

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 842

You deserved it 5 790

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:25

Draw you running away from a crazy person.

Hizodge 4

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:25

Some relationships just weren't meant to be. Especially ones with people so petty.

Comments

Atchoo 8

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:57

Get out. Get out while you still can.

Ziggy122 15

Wednesday 3 April 2013 0:01

Overly Attached Girlfriend. Run. Run while you still can.

CanadianCutie22 16

Wednesday 3 April 2013 0:30

yikes !!

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 3 April 2013 0:47

Was it other boys?

rinnai 6

Wednesday 3 April 2013 1:00

She must be like 13.

kirb2154 3

Wednesday 3 April 2013 1:03

shes a keeper

Jharrist89 12

Wednesday 3 April 2013 1:06

Leave her, she has major insecurity issues!

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Wednesday 3 April 2013 1:09

RUN.

clevercake 21

Wednesday 3 April 2013 1:53

draw yourself a new girlfriend. This one needs to grow up

Celina_Lune 20

Wednesday 3 April 2013 2:55

That sounds like a relationship that's not even worth being in. I would move on If I were you OP

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Same thing different taste

A tad insecure

Who the **** are you?

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