Love: Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:26 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By nikki - 04/08/2012 20:05 - Greece - K

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:04

dont worry he sounds like an ass

inkedshadow 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:09

its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(

Comments

amaranthphantom 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:26

just be like "...yeah, i'm gonna go now" or if you're feeling more confrontational "wtf?? You invited me to watch the stars with you and then you start this shit???" then slap him.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:53

I think you missed it....

sublime93 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:19

Oh no, your clothes got wet?! And he kissed another girl! Omg fyl!! No. Get over it.

yourtinystar 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:19

This is so random my brain is aching. Srsly, if any douchebag boy does that then you wouldn't have wanted him any way. Go find someone worth your time. Also, laying in wet grass, watching the stars alone, while knowing your "date" is making out with someone else your own damn fault. I'da punched him in the throat and gtfo. But to each her own, I suppose. :x

epicfailburger 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:01

she got wet, better than nothing

pplrretards 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:21

why were you wet?

freylero 5

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:10

The OP lives in a part of Norway where it rains often and snows in the winter....

snb46 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:03

hahai know I was wondering the sane thing!!!

lila_love_93 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:27

omg thats so sad. i'm so sorry. rejection is the worst thing. for it to be so blatant must really suck. =(

screwtaylor 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:30

I think the ground was wet from her womanly juices. I guess she thought she was gonna get some action in the grass so she got overly horny. Instead the other girl got more action. Poor you, OP.

ImSoSloth 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:07

You're ****** in the head, man.

FarSide 22

Sunday 23 August 2009 21:43

In contrast to #1, No, you SHOULD worry. Sucks to be an idiot like you.

Shshsh 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:18

I agree

dummydory 4

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:19

Thats not nice of him. But maybe he thought of you as a friend and you were probably the one thinking that it was something more than that. But he is still mean for leaving you like that. But hey look at the bright side, at least you won't be a jackass's girlfriend.

justmeagirl 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:38

If I was hanging out with a friend [esp. one I knew liked me, but even if not], I would NEVER ditch them to go hook up with someone! What's happened to social grace?