By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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BerryRockstar 9

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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JVonDahl 9

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

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Ox_Baker 0

You should have turned around and told him to give you the butt bongo fiesta.

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peel_fml 0

I just think that's hilarious... I don't know if you should take that personally... People like doing things like that. But this is the funniest thing I've read on fml...

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mcswilliger_fml 0

I'm hoping he was air drumming to Moby Dick. That would be so epic.

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csigabajnok 0

Hey, at least you see now that sex isn't the only thing boys have on their minds all the time ;)

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yesmy_love 0

dude. who are you. this is stupid. first of all, if you were looking away long enough to not notice him getting his ipod and jammin' out... then you suck at sex. go to the nearest news stand. grab a cosmopolitan magazine. and learn a thing or two about pleasing your guy. i bet he doesn't jam out when he's bangin' those other girls behind your back... hm.

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drummer4life 0

he was probably doing it so he'd last longer. he knew he was gonna go off in like 5 seconds

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sean8519 0

So if u'r looking for a new bf....

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G_Bug 0

Yeah I'm just gonna pretend he was listening to the spice girls to make this more hilarious lol

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