Intimacy: Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old... - FML

By nick - 28/01/2010 05:00 - United States

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Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather's recent sexual frustrations. FML

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By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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My eyes!

By ConcerneddSapphic - 21/05/2022 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

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Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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By whyyjustwhy - 09/08/2013 17:23 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

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Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By Rage - 08/10/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML

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Out and about

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 14:00

Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML

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kaybbyx3 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:03

I'd never look at my grandparents the same way ever again, I'm so sorry xD

aardvarkish 15

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:55

ROFL

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caitivoltaire 0

Monday 24 May 2010 12:36

Seriously, it kind of serves you right for opening files that aren't yours. Karma's a bitch.

jlstewart 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 6:13

Ouch, scarred for life. FYL.

ccassell 0

Friday 20 April 2012 2:36

Dang. Grandpa probably gets more than you.

BlueFlatts 20

Tuesday 20 November 2012 11:34

Reading, not seeing. You can't un-see those things. Be thankful for that at least. Who knows, it could be an interesting read of what not to do's.

Drosophila82 18

Monday 16 March 2015 15:16

Snooping is bad! Lol

_ravens_ 11

Monday 4 January 2016 18:50

And that's why we don't explore computers kid

shannon2348 14

Friday 18 October 2019 5:54

it sounds to me like you were snooping. ydi

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