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By Are you f*cking kidding me - 12/06/2013 06:10 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

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By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By metallicatime - 16/12/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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Smooth criminal

By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Jazz_916 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:01

some people can be real asshats.....

klorehore 24

Wednesday 12 June 2013 16:02

stole your hat? Where was your helmet?

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simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:51

OP I am sorry the guy was an asshat and he'll get his but why weren't you wearing a helmet?

duckling916 4

Wednesday 12 June 2013 19:17

maybe you shouldn't be "rolling thru" an intersection and actually stop and. look!

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 12 June 2013 19:26

OP had the right of way.

randome101 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 1:29

He knew it was a red light showing you he did look and thought said asshat would stop for the light

sassypenguinxox 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:06

Wow, if you had gotten his tag number that would've been one hell of a law suit you could've had

ADoG07 11

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:08

What in the **** has this world come to

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:21

I hope you report it to the police. That guy will go to jail for awhile.

Doug6669 5

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:24

Apparently it was also his favorite hat.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 20:59

What a weird way to kick a man when he's down.

Iwannabetreo 11

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:23

Good thing that's all you lost, OP. Hope you're okay.

asherm 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 21:46

Maybe he'll tweet it and get caught

rita91 5

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:01

Douche!

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You're the ass

That's one expensive hat

Smooth criminal

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