Today i was making coffee before work and my cat decided to jump...

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By sucka - 17/01/2017 13:10 - United States - Austin

Today i was making coffee before work and my cat decided to jump and bite on my penis , guess who had to go to ER FML

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TheBestAround23 13

Tuesday 24 January 2017 1:23

That will be a story to tell the kids. That is if you can still have some.

gahro_nahvah 10

Friday 27 January 2017 14:02

Yet the expensive cat toy you bought never gets touched...

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TheBestAround23 13

Tuesday 24 January 2017 1:23

That will be a story to tell the kids. That is if you can still have some.

countryb_cth 38

Wednesday 25 January 2017 10:57

If not it makes a good story for the cat to tell her kids.

gahro_nahvah 10

Friday 27 January 2017 14:02

Yet the expensive cat toy you bought never gets touched...

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