Cars, Smells and Animals: Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 01:33 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

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By KillingMeSlowly - 11/10/2015 03:37

Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML

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By spenmy - 13/06/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML

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By BloodyHorror - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, the blood from some defrosted steak dripped under my fridge where I couldn't see it. One insanely hot day later, and my whole house smells like it has its period. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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tharrnacker 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:22

Technically..... it was a dead animal.

DeathMetalJesus 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 9:31

hmm, the dead animal somehow wound up smelling like dead animal? how the **** did that happen I wonder?!?!

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leareh 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 11:53

it is a dead animal. D:

birdfreak 24

Monday 24 January 2011 5:27

that's why we have febreze!

sykokitti 15

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:49

it is a dead animal, you idiot! what else would it smell like

sykokitti 15

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:54

it is a dead animal, you idiot! what else would it smell like

blinkingstarlet 15

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:29

this has happened to me. stuff falls out of your bag and u dont realize because there's so much going on with the other bags. that sucks.. FYL

blinkingstarlet 15

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:31

and to everyone saying "duh it is a dead animal" OP is referring to the trunk smelling like that dead animal. lighten up...

hombrepollo 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:08

r u perhaps Casey Anthony?

verlorenerFall 8

Friday 23 September 2011 8:06

I wonder if that's because it IS a dead animal.... Nahh...

mlgreco 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 18:14

I had a incident like that. but mine was peocessed deer meat. Alot of if. fyl

navneet707 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:20

Wow.you killed a dead animal

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