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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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Big awkward

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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Back to square one

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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You deserved it 4 917

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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The truth always comes out

By DammitMan - 30/11/2022 08:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a call from my girlfriend. In front of my wife. There was nowhere to run since we were in the car and my Bluetooth feature was on. My girlfriend’s phone had died and unbeknownst to me, she was calling from her mom’s phone, which is why I answered. I'm now walking home. It’s 5 miles away. FML

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You deserved it 4 105

By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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By freckle82 - 12/05/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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will3232 3

Monday 7 January 2013 0:37

Well if its that sensitive why would you call It stupid

no_problems 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:06

lol those damn phones. i have one, that stupid scroll ball can be pretty sensitive.

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luvluvEgla 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:25

ooo.... I'm sure it would be awkward seeing them again... u kno if they ever ask u 2 babysit again:)

SmilyFaceGuy 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:43

Why can't you just say phone instead if blackberry???

eddikinz 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:57

lol I was thinking of writing that but just read that you have already did, bite me :p

babygirllove 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:39

I'm so sorry OP that really sucks! And for the ppl saying she deserved it need to stop its not her fault it was an accident.

Dark_Angel003 0

Friday 30 December 2011 8:07

Another reason why Blackberrys suck!!

redhedsaysrawr 18

Sunday 15 January 2012 14:35

isnt there a button you hit to cancel the last voicemail you made and start over? im sincerely hoping you did that OP...

swimmersrok 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:30

Im sure u'll b getting a babysitting offer any time now!

Alex08040214 7

Friday 5 April 2013 20:40

You can delete the voicemail if it was still recording

skittleson6 7

Saturday 13 July 2013 5:16

Who uses blackberries???

auro7 18

Tuesday 3 December 2013 20:01

Heard if you hit # while recording a message, it deletes it and let's you make a new one. Good advice for next time haha.

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